Sunday, February 22, 2009

Prison Break! -and- Qui-gon goes international

No, not the Fox show alternately titled "Beating a Dead Horse". Here's a pretty good adaptation from the upcoming Watchmen movie of OwlMan (with an uncanny likeness of another DC character) and the Silk Spectre busting in to the prison where the man Rorschack is being held...




This weekend I watched Taken.
It. Was. Awesome. He can take Jason Bore(ne) any day.

Roughly adapted:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career (as a JEDI MASTER). Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you (and SITH LORDS). If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you (with my LIGHTSABER). "

Liam also (in my opinion) should have been Bond in the 90's instead of Balki from Perfect Strangers (with facial hair).

wait, that was Remmington Steele. I digress.