Saturday, December 20, 2008

Favorite Chistmas Movies!!!

I have always wanted to post my favorite Christmas movies so here goes!
*(in no particular order, and I appologize if I missed one)

Christmas Vacation - plain and simply hilarious













A Christmas Story - NW Indiana Christmas in the 1940's pretty much the same in the 80's















The Year Without Santa Claus - these two Miser Brothers ROCK!

















here they are in action


Gremlins - okay, you may not think this is a "Christmas movie" but watch that and tell my YOU'RE not glad your Old Man doesn' know any Crazy Old Chinese dudes!














The Nightmare Before Christmas - Hell's YES! Halloween AND Christmas. it's like they live in my head...










It's Christmas, Charlie Brown - just b/c of the song and dance during Chuck's poor attempt at directing.
Lucy Van Pelt: Say, by the way, can you play "Jingle Bells?"
[Schroeder proceeds to play "Jingle Bells", which sounds like a traditional grand piano]
Lucy Van Pelt: [interrupting] No, no. I mean "Jingle Bells." You know, deck them halls and all that stuff?
[Schroeder begins to play again, with the piano sounding like an organ]
Lucy Van Pelt: [interrupting again] No, no. You don't get it at all. I mean "Jingle Bells." You know, Santa Claus and ho-ho-ho, and mistletoe and presents to pretty girls.
[gazes lovingly at Schroeder, who then out of frustration taps one key of the piano while playing "Jingle Bells," which sounds like a child's toy piano]
Lucy Van Pelt: That's it!
[Schroeder turns a few unplanned flips from Lucy's reaction]





... and who could forget this guy!!!

















Lastly... the rest of the classics

Monday, December 15, 2008

Something Everyone's Wanted to do!!!

way to live out your dream, man!

What they DON'T tell you is that this guy used to Pitch for Bush on the Texas Rangers! *Shows why they never won anything... (Bonus: Guy can't run a baseball team, let's put him in charge of the whole flippin' country)

New Ways to Look at 80's Type Things



Twisted:

WTF!

Swingin'

Saturday, December 13, 2008

A Fatal Exception 0E Has Occurred...



Don't know how or why, but my computer decided to crash... hard. Wasn't bad until i tried to recover window. Yeah. If you have ever connected to the internet then your windows has updated. This means that your disc to reinstall/repair is OBSOLETE. It will do more damage than good. Don't understand... so i made this blue screen of death my desktop background :)

ANYWAY i'm back, i hope all my fans didn't miss me too much, and since i'm off almost the rest of the year i hope to bring minutes of enjoyment to all your lives!

Why couldn't i have gotten this message instead?

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!

Well, it's Thanksgiving time again and time to give thanks. Of coarse they mean give thanks superficially. If you're one of those ppl that says "oh, i give thanks for" my health, or my family, or Whatever then U.R.Lame. What i give thanks for this year?


Thank you for this fine piece of awesome!

Speaking of awesome... like awe-smacking awesome. Watched Kung-Fu Panda of all movies and really liked it. It encompassed several of my favorite things 1) Kung-Fu & 2)Jack Black. There are like TONS of stars voicing characters on this show and overall it's a good movie.

Which reminds me. Chop Socky, my place sometime early next year. It will be a Saturday afternoon/evening event. I have like a dozen Kung-Fu movies that are all dubbed Engrish so the mouths don't match up... the only way to watch them.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

DRAGONFORCE!



Jason Totally hooked me up with some discs this weekend. Regretfully i have not made it through all of them but wanted to share something. DRAGONFORCE! Made famous from the unbeatable Guitar Hero finale, always kinda thought it was a joke. Well, sufice to say, i was a bit wrong. This is actually GOOD SHTUFF. For those less fortunate, Dragonforce is the ultimate result of what would happen if a plane full of snakes crashed carrying the members of Europe (the Final Countdown band) and Avenged SevenFold and the strewn dismembered parts were put together by some Dr. Frankenstein and his assistant who resembles Jack Black. Okay, that was a little extreme, but you should get the picture...

i dig it

Diablo!


sorry i have not been on recently, seems i've caught a bit of a bug. Not sick, just stuffy/sinus-y. Seems that this started earlier in the week. Could it have been brought on by the 14+ hours straight of the original Diablo i played last Sunday-Monday? i believe that the original Diablo marathon (Joe & i played til dawn the weekend it came out in 1996) was awesome, but i proved my endurance once again. Last weekend i was bit by the nostalgia bug and broke out some old school hack and slash'n.



Sunday, November 9, 2008

Weekend Schedule pt. 2

Sunday:

Bears @ Noon









and
Blackhawks @ 6









and maybe if there's still time...(click below for trailer)

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Weekend Schedule

Saturday:

started out like any other lazy day... til i had this brain bust of watching the movie Speed Racer. Anyone who has seen this knows it is beyond tripped out, so what do i do? i decided to watch this movie wearing the 3-D glasses acquired from Journey at the Center of the Earth w/ Brenden "Bedazzled MonkeyBone Mummy Dudley Dowright Scrubs and yes, GI Joe" Frazier *how's that for a Blast from the Past?

well, needless to say the glasses didn't work too well. no, just left me with a massive headache and my eyes felt like they were being pry'd out by spoons...

Racer X was pretty cool though, confirming the fact that he has and will always be a Bad Ass. Only one thing, his character was played by Matthew "from my Vantage Point I Lost my Party of Five, but Behind the Mask We Are Marshall Smokin' Aces" Fox (wow).


Later... i got a couple movies from a friend @ work. The one i watched was a cool little film called Saved! Big recommendations for this film from me. Possibly one of the most BELIEVABLE movies i've seen in a 4-really long time! nice job, Jesus...
oh, and BTW my goalie Roberto Luongo just got his 5th shutout of the season (3rd straight)... and now...

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008

Election Day...

See more funny videos at Funny or Die


plus, http://www.zazzle.com/starwarselection

A long time ago, this was supposed to come out!

so i've been waiting for like 8 years for this movie to come out! finally a 4real trailer. AND it features one of the future Ghostbusters in Ghostbusters 3 (possibly)



"The movie follows four "Star Wars" fanboys from the Midwest who drive across the country to honor the wish of their dying friend: to see the yet-unreleased "Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace" in its most optimal setting, George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch."

i know, stupid right... YES!!! that's one reason why i love it!!!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Aretha Frankenstein's Pancake Mix

After driving ~10+ hours from the "Happiest" fookin' place on Earth (which i will tell you about @ some other time), we stopped in Chattanooga, TN for the night and THIS was advertised like flippin' crazy! best way to describe it.. WTFTW *no, this isn't the only thing i'm bringing back from my vacation, it's just the one thing i couldn't wait to post!

http://www.frankensteinmills.com/

click on the "Our Story/watch the movie" link in the upper left. anyone who can come up with sheer genius like this deserves recognition on my blogspot!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Random Thoughts

first a fact about myself. i don't dream. never have or never have remembered any i have (highly unlikely). had a roommate aspiring to be a psychiatrist tell me i don't acheive dreamstate. i just don't think he liked me staring at him while HE slept...

A friend of mine had this nightmare where he was locked in a warehouse. That's not very frightening, but here's the kicker: hair was quickly growing out of the floor and he was using a razor to shave it away. (i guess to keep it from overwhelming him.) i'd love to hear Freud's thoughts on that...

i wonder if someone had a nightmare about being eaten by the Michelin Tire man what would it mean? That one is not in any of the dream books.

Vacation!!!

so this is my first blog and soo many things are going through my mind right now! i'll start with the fact that i'm going on vacation to Disney World (the one in Florida for those scoring at home). i wanted to get this set up b4 i go so i'll have some place to post when i get back!