Showing posts with label Darth Vader. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darth Vader. Show all posts

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Empire's Urban Regeneration Program



The map shows the entire galaxy divided into sectors of star systems. Production is carried out by nano-assemblers to create starships and world-sized weapons. Units include combat and colonization ships, control groups and leaders. Units have two types of combat values: weapons and morphogenetic systems. Weapons destroy the enemy, while morphogenetic systems change them into friends. Loyalties switch back and forth depending on the situation.



The Empire also shows unwavering stability in these genuinely difficult economic times. The First Galactic Bank provides these services to those in need. How can this bank remain so stable? Simple really, the Imperial dollar is based on the strength of the Dark Side of the force, not in any tangible trinkets:



Ultimately, with the world in hand, there is little else to reflect upon...














see you on the Dark Side...

"...that's no moon."

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Impressions of a Dark Lord I

Impressive. Most impressive.

Giant Darth Vader Inflatable - The coolest bouncy castle in the world.


Darth Vader from Family Guy - Nothing is more depressing then seeing the guy who killed Obi Wan working as a meter maid.

Darth Vader Burger King Mascot - Advertising inflatable from Burger King, does anyone else think his hands look like the Swedish Chef’s?

Darth Vader Steampunk - With a lightsaber made of steam and a monocle?